hungover and reeking of raw eggs

so i'm very proud of myself when i find a way to drink an alcohol i don't normally like. for example, i hate vodka, but i can stand it in a martini, screwdriver, or vodka cran. also hate scotch, but beef jerky makes it rather enjoyable. gin? dirty mratini, ONLY.

i discovered a while ago that i only really like rum in egg nog. it doesn't help that i pretty much hate pineapple juice, so that removes about 99% of all rum drinks from my menu. unfortunately egg nog is hard to come by off-season.

so i said fuck it and i made an entire pitcher of egg nog to start drinking this bottle of rum i got during christmas when egg nog was available at the store. and you know what? mine tastes WAY better! i'm psyched. i love the internet. mom's very amused by me. i learn how to cook on the net, learn how to make drinks on the net, learn how to fix shit on the net.

i love finding new and exciting ways to get drunk. it's like desert! with three times the fat!!! woohoo!


i should go running.

crunk