words do no justice

to the amount of joy i get from hearing other people say my name *cue destiny's child*. i thought my life was complete a few hours ago, but no, i must get more mentions. people should blog more about me. really. there should be entire blog posts dripping with the bloody red streaks of my infamous name.

or i just need someone to totally rail me (anything pertaining to women is automatically null, void, and otherwise NO FAIR) and make me sick of my own shadow....

besides the shadow of my hair.

i love shadows of my hair.