trends

a trend i noticed early in my blobbing career is that during the weekends, people have better things to do than check blogs. which means....monday's always the highest traffic days. if you wish, scroll down to the bottom of this page and click on the little blue square with a red line graph on it, that nedstat's site meter for my page and scroll down to the day-to-day bar graph. notice that evey monday (this monday being the 21st) there's a peak in traffic. i jsut think it's cool....and it's nice when things have simple explanations.

and for all you peeps who don't check over the weekend....i'm sure you've noticed that i usually leave lots to read for monday :) this week's no different.

i think i had just about the most spectacular weekend of my life (i say that a lot don't i...does that just mean that my life keeps getting better? shit...someday i'm gonna run out of 'better' things to do...). on friday, after work, i went surfing at kewalo's during what may have been the BEST surf i've ever been (i think blobbed two or three blobs back). beautiful shit. that night was uneventful, ate good, slept good, and woke up after the first eight hour block of sleep i've gotten in like two weeks i think. woke up early in the morning and was outa' the house by nine to go to the loco moco tournament (also already blobbed). four games in 6.5 hours....so much fun. and my back held up, woke up this morning and i was tight, but nothing like a broken back feels like. today (sunday), i got up early again, after eleven hours of sleep this time (much needed) to go to the oroku picnic. i mispelled my yago (okinawan family name), it's menokanagushiku (not menokanigushku). it was cute. all the little kiddies runnin' around, of course sparking conversations between aunties, grand aunties, grandmothers, and all the mothers about when the first grandkids are gonna start poppin' out. they've all go ttheir bets, none of them involve me :) honestly....long-term-relationships are meaning less and less to me considering i'm not gonna be in one place for more than two years after undergrad i think....which makes me wonder whether i should wait or become a sex addict...jury's still out ;) (don't hold your breath girls....)

excuse me while i burst my bubble...

"but you're jess" *pop!*

don't worry eric, i'm GAY

what was i talking about, oh yeah. so the picnic was cute, as usual. i was to dead and tight to try and compete in anything. i just chilled...and ate a lot. bentos, crab, clams, desserts...good shit. i passed out after lunch 'cause i was just too full to move and too tight to move...my dad woke me up after about a half hour though telling me if i went surfing then i could have a solid two hours, so i hopped and left. good thing too 'cause it was SO fuckin' hot today. it's still hot. i usually don't like fans 'cause they dry out my eyes really fast but tonight calls for a fan. either way, went down to kewalo's again and it was smaller than friday, little less consistent, but there were still some monster sets rolling through (that i didn't touch) and very clean medium sized waves for me to practice on. i had the inside break almost to myself....only to other groms learning like me. one of them dropped in on me and i wiped out, but he apologized. as always, everyday i go out i do something one step better : ) i'm getting many more rides longer than the usual two seconds nowadays, good shit. even some backside rides which i couldn't do for shit before *shrugs*. i think tomorrow i might go out to one of those fucked up breaks by sandy's after work. that should give me a good pounding.

after i got out of the water and the picnic was finished, me and my parents went to watch 'pirates of the carribean'....i thoguth that movie was AWESOME. very solid story, great effects, and johnny depp is a great actor in my opinion. reminiscent of his flakiness in 'fear and loathing in las vegas' which really fit his character as the unorthadox, but oh-so-mutha-fuckin'-cool outlaw pirate fuckin' up everyone's shit. i definately recommend it.

then we went to dinner at chilli's and i had some monster fajitas. mushroom jack :) with bacon!!! ooooh, i haven't had bacon in so long. i think my arteries were actually opening up...god forbid. gotta keep my blood pressure up. which is actually true. when i was little younger my blood presure was so low that i used to get chronic headrushes....fainting once and crashing onto our old computer tower knocking it out of it's base, gashing my back, and freaking out my brother and dad. i was much more careful after that, and i'm much better now...despite still having very low blood pressure....whod've thought?

alright i think that's enough for the tangents today.

my weekend: surf, sleep, ultimate, foooood, sleep, picnic, sleep, surf, foooood, blob. i'm sure that makes for a perfect life. oh wait no...it's missing one key thing!

no, scratch that, there WAS porn.

to think i almost forgot.

porn and chocolate.