matrix is done.


music: victor wooten - bass solo on norwegian wood
volume: 27


so i saw the matrix just now...and here's the entire plot, and the entire point of the matrix. and no it's not a spoiler.







basically the wachowski brothers wanted to make a movie to show the world HOW FUCKING HOT monica belushi is. i mean...holy shit. how important a character is she? NOTHING would've made sense without her....they would never have found the keymaker, we never would've heard that ultimately useless monologue by the dumb white boy with a pen, and we never would've heard a hundred neo's say "holy shit". what a boring movie that would've made. and then this movie...i can't even remember what she says in her five minute appearance 'cause i was staring at her enormous breasts and sweet, supple lips. why couldn't she be agent smith. that would've made a better movie. i'm gonna make a movie. and agent smith is gonna be monical belushi. and she's going to shoot everyone in the kneecaps. even the robots....'cause they must have some sort of knee....actually the sentinals have about a thousand knees don't they. but really...who's boobs are bigger.

i have to watch brotherhood of the wolf again...except i just have to fast forward through the parts where the stupid motherfucker takes his arm out of his corsett...how the fuck do you spell that.

so yeah, go see the matrix and stare at her tits, 'cause that's all the movie's about. miss that and you're just going to have to watch it again 'cause nothing's gonna make any sense. the matrix was made solely for her to be god fuckin' BEAUTIFUL.



on another note, i went to the trash chute this morning to trash something and there was music coming out of. that made me really happy :) some eighties hip hop with a monotone keyboard back melody and some dude chanting 'pump up the volume'.



monica belushi is definitely hotter than me.

and there must've been duct tape involved.



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