beef jerky and SCOTCH

so i have this problem. my parents for some odd reason collected like 3 bottles of horrible scotch. of course a scotch drinker might think they're not horrible but the i only like scotch when it starts costing about $40 a bottle, and god knows i can't afford that (i drink jack daniels for christsake).

BUT

i've discovered that beef jerky taste DAMN good with beef muthafuckin' JERKY.

in case you haven't noticed i'm drunk...but there's still jerky. so i can keep drinking the scotch.

so i was thinking, next time i get a chance to throw a party i'm throwing a scotch slash beef jerky slash red wine (for the ladies) party.

how great would that be?



spectacular.