avast!

ahoy! me old mateys and wenches and brutes
tonight brings to life more hollers and hoots
than e'er you've seen on this day o'the week
come one, come all if a party y'seek

yo ho, yo ho drink beer and be merry
unless you'd prefer to drink like a fairy
s'long as there's RUM to carry your voice
with only a mind to scream in rejoice!

of tonight of all nights to speak with the fire
to drink with a wonder and wild desire
to savvy the roots vile land lubbers violate
EVERYONE tonight must TALK LIKE A PIRATE!

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The pirates of hopu cordially invite you:
Tuesday, 9/19/06, 8pm after pickup.
Magoo's (King/University)
International Talk Like a Pirate Day
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
http://people.freenet.de/hawkeyepike/

TALK like a pirate, DRESS like a pirate, DRINK like a pirate. you won't be alone.

argggg!
-jess