i just shit myself

April 21, 2006
Lube Isn’t for Drinking

Teen girl #1: We ran out of lube, so we’ve just been doing it without.
Teen girl #2: Ah! Shit! Don’t even say that!
Teen girl #3: Yeah, dude. You just made mine hurt.
Teen girl #2: You should just keep like a jar or a vat of lube next to your bed, just in case.
Teen girl #1: Seriously.
Teen girl #3: Me and my boyfriend ran out like weeks ago, so we’ve just been using this, like, mineral oil.
Teen girl #1: Dude. That can not be good for your intestines.

–Oasis Falafel, Williamsburg


Overheard by: Trying not to to lose my appetite

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