i had to tell someone....

but didn't want to offend anyone personally ;)

9AM But He's Gonna Die in There If You Don't Keep Him Wet

Admin assistant: What do you mean you don't have sex? You live with your boyfriend!
Receptionist: Yeah, once you have the fish in the boat, there's no reason to keep throwing out the lure.

12th Street
Portland, Oregon

via http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/