gollum

holy shit, i'm watching the mtv movie awards and i just saw gollum's acceptance speech (and that other dude, i forgot his real name) and it was fuckin' HILARIOUS. the award was for best animated character or something...and the fuckin' psycho gollum just starts cursing at EVERYONE. fuck this, fuck that, you fuckers i hate you all you bastards you blah blah blah, it was GREAT! it was in the animation studio where the real dude was talking but gollum runs up and takes the popcorn and goes off, i was rolling!

at the end of it the shoot goes to elijah wood in the audience who says (i lip read) "that was fucking AWEsome" to someone next to him.

i was wondering who would think it was a bit much, but i thought it was fucking great, i was totally surprised, and what more is entertainment?


after that TATU comes on doing "you're not going to get us" or whatever that is in russian...and those two fuckin' girls come on with like, two hundred CUTE fuckin' teenage girls (all coming in pairs) in schoolgirl uniforms...and halfway through all two hundred of them take their skirts off and start makin' out by the end (or at least looking like they're makin' out)....okay maybe it wasn't two hundred but the rest was all true. and it was hot. and i fucking hate them for teasing me.

on another note, if any of you remember a post i wrote about TATU, i mentioned that i thought it was fuckin' great that they were making all this money off being lesbians on national tv in the US, and i read in some interview or something that they're not even lesbians! well, not really. i think that brunnette girl said something stupid like "we don't want to call ourselves lebians or even bisexuals, we just are who we are" blah blah blah which i thought was even MORE spectacular! they're TOTALLY tooling all these poor lonely computer jockies by posing as lesbians now :) i love america, stupid motherfuckers, haha.

more power to them.

on the other hand...i'll have to admit that i do kind of like a few of their songs. even if a lot of the things i like about them are synth'd and probably not even written by them...there are parts of some of them that i do like. and they're like 18, not 15 like i originally thought so i don't have to worry about feeling like a cradle robber :) always a plus.

i have yet to be with a girl younger than i...(i mean 'be with' in even the most g-rated nature you can think of)

this turned out long...

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