i'm published!

http://www.overheardatthebeach.com/archives/000981.html

lol, not quite the greatest type of publication but whatever. oddly enough, i submitted this to 'overheard everywhere'...i was at a bar and she did NOT have a bikini on .... weird....

still funny.

upper downer

the only thing i really, deep down inside, HATE about biking is being sober when i get home.....

fuckall.

eh, no drop in

two days ago i got dropped in on by a fuckin' kayak (fucker almost killed me, apologizing all the way down the face)

yesterday i got dropped in on my an 18 y/o roxy pro surfer chick (carissa moore)

i fully expect to get dropped in on my a monk seal next.....

*bail*

i had to tell someone....

but didn't want to offend anyone personally ;)

9AM But He's Gonna Die in There If You Don't Keep Him Wet

Admin assistant: What do you mean you don't have sex? You live with your boyfriend!
Receptionist: Yeah, once you have the fish in the boat, there's no reason to keep throwing out the lure.

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Portland, Oregon

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