isn't it odd how as you get older you start realizing really weird things about your body?  no, i don't mean puberty....
i mean like...(to start) i can't eat shrimp that's cooked with the shells on.  i don't know for SURE it's only shells, but the only times i've ever gotten a reaction has been when it was cooked with shells.  and i've tried it (when i couldn't resist) without shells from time to time and still haven't been affected.
if i start work at 9am, i need a nap at noon.  if i start work (even after a full day of work) at 9PM, i need a whiskey on the rocks to get to sleep at 3am.
if i have one cup of coffee, i feel good.  if i have two, i shake.  all day.
i don't think i can drink vodka redbulls or large amounts of sugar while i'm drinking anymore...i had a really bad experience recently and i'm afraid of it (i haven't decided on whether or not this includes jager, may have to be an experiment).  i mean like beyond drunk, beyond hungover.  i've never blacked out so hard nor have i felt worse than i did for the entire next WEEK afterwards.
i can't chug a beer, i can't win a hot dog eating contest, i can't do the jello snarfle, but if you give me enough time i could probably eat a whole turkey in one sitting (with a few necessary trips away from the table)
it takes me a few seconds to realize i'm awake.  once i threw a dream frisbee into my bedroom wall and sprained my wrist.  my girlfriend at the time was freaked out.  another i laid in bed holding my breath thinking i was underwater....finally inhaling expecting water and finding air and thinking i was dead.
i can't sleep with my arms above my head.  i lose circulation and wake up thinking my arm is dead.  i'm not talking about needles dead, i mean DEAD.  i have to pick it up with my other hand to hang it off the bed and get blood back into it (then i get the worst needles imaginable).  that really can't be good for me.
my two big toes have been partially numb for four weeks (after a 3 day tournament in cleats).  this happened before to one toe (long hike in steel toe boots)...it took two months to feel normal again.
when i go to sleep i'm too hot for a blanket.  around 3am, without the temperature changing at all, i'll need to wake up and get a shirt and jump under the blanket.
i do indeed have swampass, it's not just an amusing name.  the weird part is that people have told me that even my BO smells good.
on that note, if i eat a lot of protein (i discovered this while experimenting with protein shakes in the morning) my sweat smells like ammonia.  like...wake up a passed out ultimate player sniffing salts ammonia if i accidentally leave a sweaty shirt in a bag.  don't drink shakes anymore but do eat a lotta meat when i can afford it.  and my sweat smells like ammonia....
also.  i can drink 7-up.  i can drink mountain dew.  i can drink sierra mist redbull and vault.  but for some reason i can't drink sprite.  it makes me have to pee every five minutes for like an hour.  i mean like pee my pants kind of pee...but i don't REALLY have much to pee (is this TMI?)
all this came to mind sitting here avoiding finishing my power point for a seminar tomorrow.  it's 9:41pm, i guess i'm good.
*swallows head*